The Red Pile of 1 Chopped Liver is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Billy Rubin with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.87 billion Chopped Livers enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bilius. The average income tax rate is 21.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient bilirubian economy, worth 875 trillion Chiantis a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 88,752 Chiantis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents, gun ownership is compulsory, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. 1 Chopped Liver's national animal is the Caramelized Onion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

1 Chopped Liver is ranked 241,757^th in the world and 6^th in Cabo Wabo for Most Primitive, scoring -130.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.