The Democratic Federation of Jaktoko 2 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Sasha Vokilky with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.106 billion Jaktokons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okliyira. The average income tax rate is 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient A Jaktokoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,380 trillion Credit Pound - C£s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 293,719 Credit Pound - C£s, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Jaktoko 2's national animal is the Jaktokon Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Jaktoko 2 is ranked 1,487^th in the world and 1^st in Avaldonia for Most Patriotic, with 107.36 flags saluted per person per day.