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There it is folks, robots fighting brutal wars across a nuclear hellscape. That's what you get for voting Conservative. We could've had a Star Trek utopia, but you all had to listen to AM radio pundits and vote for whoever your Pastor endorses.
As for us, we shall stay to the far away woodlands and hide from your thinking machines and split atoms. We are the masters of compost and bringing dead lands back to life. We only wish peace and to be left in peace, until the masters of technology prove they can be trusted as stewards of our rich Earth. But these giant mechanical abominations prove the absolute failure of your society.
Tarligean, Drayalka, and Demonos
Get lost, you dirty hippie!
*hic* Yeah, blink off ya dirty hippie! Go drive yer veg oil VW bus to yer pot farm. Hope ya like paraquat ha ha ha ha!
Primitive Cybertronian Quintesson-spawn. Computer virus made physically manifest. Allspark is abomination. Exterminate. Execute Project Unicron and Exterminate.
//Ironhide// Uh oh. Prime is not gonna like this.
// A strange flash of light is seen by all humans for a moment//
There are no aliens. There are no giant sentient machines of extraterrestrial origin. Return to your routines.
//Those words repeat themselves in your mind in your own mind's voice//
//You blink and the strange men you thought you just met are gone and you are unsure if they were even there//
Yes. No aliens here. Only regular humans and people of blue green Earth planet and normal Margarine Yellow Sun. We love Earth planet and Margarine Sun. Normal regular human race forever!
Bottle kids, duck!! *ducks as a bunch of empty beer bottles come flying in from -somewhere-*
Madrocea and Primal current
All you need to know has been posted in a statement from the head office of Our Organization.
EARTH IS ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE
THERE IS NO BIGFOOT
THERE IS NO YETI
THERE IS NO LOCH NESS MONSTER
THERE IS NO CHUPACABRA
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ESP
THE SUPERNATURAL DOES NOT EXIST EXCEPTING AS DEFINED BY THE CHURCH
YOU CAN TRUST THE CHURCH
THERE ARE NO ALTERNATE TIMELINES
THERE ARE NO ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS
THERE ARE NO ALTERNATE PLANES OF EXISTENCE EXCEPTING AS DEFINED BY THE CHURCH
YOU CAN TRUST THE CHURCH
THE WORLD IS NOT A SIMULATION
THEY WERE ALWAYS THE BERENSTAIN BEARS
IT WAS ALWAYS CHICK-FIL-A
DOLLY NEVER HAD BRACES
THERE ARE NO TIME TRAVELERS
YOU CAN TRUST CERN
YOU CAN TRUST THE GOVERNMENT
YOU CAN TRUST THE CHURCH
DO NOT RESEARCH ________
DO NOT RESEARCH ______
DO NOT RESEARCH ___ _______ ______
ROCK MUSIC CONTAINS SATANIC MESSAGES
WORK HARD
DON'T DO DRUGS
SUPPORT THE CHURCH
SUPPORT THE ECONOMY
AND ABOVE ALL ELSE -- ASK NO QUESTIONS
Madrocea and Primal current
Today we ignore the 'Puppet War'.
Place fingers in ears... La lalalalalalala!
Today the ranking looks at the Largest Rich- Poor divides in Atlantis.
None of the US are near the edges. We are hidden somewhere in the middle.
Agnoth has the largest, and Utopia VIII the smallest divide.
When no one has any money because they rejected an obvious opportunity for superstitious reasons, you have no difference between rich and poor because all are poor.
Certain plants LOVE our soil. Utopia 8 wanted a hunter's utopia where no one owned livestock, but all livestock was subject to hunting. They liberated their farms and then hunted their livestock to extinction. To please their hunter gods. Meanwhile we have this medicinal plant that loves our soil. Instead of being stupid for the dumb hunter gods, we grow these plants and even base our money in one of the products these plants create. We can farm if we want to, or we can hunt (within reason) in designated hunter space with permit and quota. No superstition. Now we have money and guns and iron beasts stronger than the mean dogs we originally bought. Things like Zeta Tanks from Madrocea, assault cannons from Bettisia, MiGs from Rus Atlantida. We paved some roads. We might even put a Light Rail in Bowers Town, soon.
Utopia 8 live in mud and shun drugs. They don't farm because Hunter God tells them farming is weakness. They use spear to kill neighbor's livestock because they killed all theirs and can't buy guns.
Utopia 8 are the true weaklings. But their land is worthless, so we're not gonna bother conquering them, even though it would be easy.
And the money I just smoked had made your words especially humorous. Keep to the sad old ways until you starve yourself out. The modern world is here. I'm gonna smoke some more money and enjoy this nice McRib from the new MickeyD's they just put up in Bowers Town. With french fries. And ranch dip. And an ice cold soft drink. We get to eat all the pig we like now, and no hunting unless it's our hobby.
The old ways are sad and weak. Your unending devotion to them is humorously pathetic. Your "raids" are even more sad since you bring spears to assault rifle fights now.
The ranking of Largest Governments is today's list.
All of the Usual Suspects are on the first two pages.
But Romnia has won the top spot!
Agnoth is the smallest government in all Atlantis.
Madrocea, ElinTol, The Onyx Front, and Primal current
What about oppress, though?
Bettisia, Madrocea, The Onyx Front, Primal current, and 1 otherMonkey monkey monkey
In Agnoth, you are a Government of One. Every citizen is their own personal dictator or liberator. You decide!
Bettisia, Madrocea, and Primal current
Yet you were in the Top TEN for largest. :)
Personal Responsibility... NICE!
Wish that existed in the 'REAL' world. :)
Today we look at Average Tax Rates...
First HUGE round of applause for Agnoth for having the absolute smallest tax rate!
And a more tentative round for Romnia who has the largest.
The Usual Suspects are across the board on this:
Lemming and Onyx are in the Top Ten.
ElinTol is in the Top Twenty.
Mads has the penultimate smallest.
While PC and I are hiding somewhere in the middle.
Happy Friday to all!
And to All a Good Day!
Madrocea, The Onyx Front, and Primal current
Today we take a quick glance at the Most Scientifically Advanced folks in Atlantis.
Congrats to Romnia who believes that Science trumps ALL!
And kudos to Indig0 who believes that Magic is the true way to go!
As far as the usual Suspects go,
Three on the first page, two on the second, and one way back next to last in the rankings.
Curiosity Question:
Does anyone know where the identifier 'The Usual Suspects' comes from?
Madrocea, United Nation Of Romnia, and Primal current
I think it was coined by a guy called Kaiser Soze, but nobody seems to know who he was. But it was during an interview at the Suspect Cafe in Hollywood's Usual Street.
Bettisia and Madrocea
This is correct, but there is an earlier movie which prompted the title for the movie with Kaiser Soze.
I know. I'm evil! :)
The usual suspects" has a specific and unambiguous origin. It was spoken by Captain Louis Renault, the French prefect of police, played by Claude Rains in the 1942 U.S. film Casablanca.
Madrocea and Primal current
Today the ranking is back to a favorite of the Algorithm...
Most Valuable International Artwork.
I still have questions.
However is you plan on stealing International Art,
skip Amerreca. They have the least valuable in all Atlantis.
Madrocea has the most valuable. Yayyyy!!!! (Waving arms in air like Kermit the Frog on the Muppet Show.)
Three other Usual Suspects are also good choices on page one (Lemming, Onyx, and Bettisia).
ElinTol is a decent candidate for theft on page three.
While PC is hovering somewhere in the middle.
Word to wise: CoVid vaccine shot and Allergy shot do NOT go well together. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDtrv20_02U
Madrocea and Primal current
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