The Areiopagos of Evrytanes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dimitris Koutsoumpas with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.778 billion Evrytanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karpenissi. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evrytanesian economy, worth 509 trillion Roumels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,668 Roumels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpopular scientists are shunned by name, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, anti-government web sites are springing up, and cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evrytanes's national animal is the Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evrytanes is ranked 212,129^th in the world and 268^th in Astoria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.