The Nomadic Peoples of Aztatlan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 28.108 billion Aztatlanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenochtitlan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.9%.

The strong Aztatlanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,621 trillion cacao beans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 57,699 cacao beans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 213,263 per year while the poor average 11,003, a ratio of 19.4 to 1.

All-natural foods are becoming a major fad, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Tenochtitlan. Crime is moderate. Aztatlan's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aztatlan is ranked 229,646^th in the world and 16^th in Arizona for Nicest Citizens, with 5.02 average smiles per day.