The Queen's State of The Quoddy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.683 billion Quoddyians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.0%.

The very strong Quoddyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,195 trillion betales a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 44,802 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

All tariffs have been abolished, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Quoddy's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Quoddy is ranked 203,542^nd in the world and 4^th in Accra for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.