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Region: The Bar on the corner of every region
Make it two! I’m sure there’s enough to go around. If not I’ll just take a few nibblings from your leftovers if you don’t mind. I haven’t eaten in days! Still waiting for my name to move up the stomach pump reservation list. It’s been taking a little longer ever since Gob the great and rich ordered everything on the menu seven times over.
Stars do tend to take up space, given that it’s where they’re usually born. I’ll take it off your hands. I need to be gathering trophy prizes for the upcoming poetry contest anyway and this will make a fine addition to my collection. Which reminds me, anyone who wants to make a small but meaningful donation to the Alta Sil Life Enrichment Fund is welcome to deposit anything, stolen or not, into this bucket for extra consideration for your desired place in the contest.