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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:

And before anyone asks because someone always does in a dif region, yes I am a girl

This is a gender free space. No really, I can’t tell the difference between most of the other customers. Between decaying bodies, ephemeral forms, sentient food items, robotic parts, and Eldritch horrors, I’m sure something as foreign as one of two of the human sexual dimorphisms will make it just fine here.

Brocklandia wrote:

Well, just in case, here's a coupon from 10 free minutes on the stomach pumps. But we still recommend that you use the sign-up list over there to make a reservation. The line for the stomach pumps can get kind of long when time comes for the dinner special.

But look you’re already getting special privileges above us non-paying customers. Ten free minutes?? Do you know what I’d trade for that? I mean, not much, but Brocklandia never gives me coupons.