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Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

No, Banana-Culottes Kevin was killed with his own shiv last year, coincidentally only a couple weeks before Shooty-Pants Kevin got arrested, something about a dispute over names or something...

All disputes regarding names should be submitted to Big-Ass-Nuclear-Weapon-Corset Maude for arbitration. I'll let you decide whether "big-ass" applies to the nuke or to Maude, but I suggest you pick your next words carefully, lest you and your surrounding environs start glowing all night in the aftermath.