Region: Nudist Dreamland

Crime: First: Pencil Sharpeners top 0.006% (15th in world). Second: Friends of Dorothy top 0.3%. Third: Gay Parrot top 0.7% Middle: Big epic nation bottom 22% Last: Yannia bottom 1%

In The Choir Boy, crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws.

In Barman, crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate.

In Jean Genet, crime is almost non-existent.