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Go ahead. Normally Murray would welcome you, but he's busy right now...something about boatloads of bloodthirsty Scandinavian Mauraders. Therefore I will give you the greetings

Welcome to the AO, the EVILEST region in NS...blah, blah, blah...round up your native sentients...blah, blah, blah...the docile penguins make excellent butlers and testing subjects, while the more vicious ones make excelkent shock troops...Blah, blah, blah maniacal laughter and glowing clouds across your borders. Thats just progress as we like to call it....blah, blah, blah...heres some free tickets to Murrayland, the region's EVILEST theme park, and an Limited Collector's Edition anatomically correct action figure of Empress Jhessan Spaulding as a welcoming gift.