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Tercania islands wrote:

Dramatic gasp!
He's put effort into something! Celebration!

What? I checked Wikipedia, searched for "warthog," had a ten-second debate with the search engine about whether the name is "wart hog" versus "warthog" (learned it's "warthog"), saw "grass" in one of the first paragraphs that came up, and ran with it. Total investment: less than one minute. I'm pretty sure performing one minute of effort does not invalidate my long and successful trend of avoiding such.

Yes, I spent more time writing this post than I spent looking up what warthogs eat.