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Brocklandia wrote:

Here you go, one beer, compliments of the eggplant at the end of the bar. Have you two met? It keeps looking at you with a twinkle in its eye and a twitch in its trigger finger. Just take the gunfire outside, will'ya?

Ah, thanks. *drinks beer* Ah, now then... *throws empty beer bottle at eggplant, knocking it over* Take this you murderer! *grabs and repeatedly punches eggplant into a fine mush* DIE! DIE! *sigh* Sorry for the mess. I just had to kill him. That bloody assassin.