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Attention all comrades: May Day!. . . I mean Mayday!

The Red Star Line's Commie Clipper has ruptured a sewage discharge valve. Water's coming in through the showers and crappers faster than the pumps can eject it.

Had the ship's architect dispensed with frivolous amenities, we wouldn't be in this fix. We're Communists, right? What the hell do we need with showers, sinks and the like? I, myself, haven't seen a bar of Lava since Stalin's b-day in December.

Just give me an old Chevy pickup, some oil drums, and a whole lotta ganja and I'll get ya where you want to go. http://i.imgur.com/Z6dHj2l.jpg

Any gate, time to abandon ship. We've one life jacket to share amongst us. Hey, HEY! Pipe down. . . this is the retarded ideology we embrace.