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I am speaking on the behalf of [nation]The late republic Start an embassy with The Robotox Empire. I am The late republic's alt account and my real one was hacked. Please make embassies with The Robotox Empire

Puppet of the puppet

Old paintings with captions

by Nooooooooooooooo


"Let's see... I'll have the double bacon cheeseburger with extra onions."

"...And I'm putting vending machines in the cafeteria!"

"You don't have to make your signature that big, John."

"Okay, so I point at the paper, and that's it?"

"Which of you three put their enlisting name as Indie Pendance?"

"Listen Betsy, it's great, but I was thinking of something more like yellow-green-purple, you know what I'm saying?"

"Those idiots! They thought it was a Nerf fight!"

"Give me plastic straws or give me death!"

"Yeah, he's got a musket ball in his lung, but I think he might be okay."

"Ok class, say thank you to Mr. Henderson!"

"What were we doing again?"

"He's about to sign it all away."

"Watch out for that hole, Samuel."

"Should I wave my hat around like it's a rodeo?"

"You know what, we don't want this hill anymore, you can just take it."

"I might ask you the same question!"

"I left my phone in the car, didn't I?"

"You might want to get some new knickers, Anthony."

"They stole my 5-Hour Energy. Go get 'em."

"You're in the wrong room, good Sir."

"Well, one thing leads to another, and suddenly I've got a mass of quails around me."

"Here go our best naval forces! That's why you always check if there's a gas leak, Stuart!"

"Would you all mind quieting down so I can watch the game?"

"Are you putting my name on the census too, Mom?"

"Can't you see I'm writing?"

"Dear Diary..."

"I knew something was up with this mirror."

"Just act causal, Sebastian."

"You know what, I'm glad Mom signed me up for badminton practice."

"Darn you kids!"

"Frisky, remember what happened to Frankie when he attacked Pete?"

"Well it's just, I really like you, and..."

"Who's the idiot who forgot to turn his ringer off?"

"I swear I didn't do it!"

"Yes Grandpa, we all know you're praying, but we were wondering who would pay the gas bill this month."

"I thank The Lord for taking away Anacletus II so that I can become the next pope."

"Wake up, Philippe. Or maybe you don't want to go to Louisworld today."

"No Charles, it's her fault for not strapping on the handle correctly."

"What? I'm just... tuning my guitar."

"I gotta go to the bathroom, Mr. Ayscough."

"One... two..."

"This'll show them 'seedless watermelon' folks how we do it here."

"Be strong, Jeremy, be strong for mother."
Credit: Baloo Kingdom

"You know what, a subway system would really give this village some more pizzazz."

"I don't care how icy the river is, there's an In-n-Out Burger on the other side."

"Hey, what do you know? Directions to the nightclub."

"Yes, I understand sir, but if you get the monthly warranty now, you won't have to pay as much if the engine fails-- but not that it would, of course."

"Well Gregory, all I'm saying is that I don't really know if he's real."

"I knew this wizardry job was a bad choice..."

(gasps) "It's possible to synthesize excited bromine in an argon matrix!"

"But what if we made it out of Legos?"

"Ok, so now we're gonna learn jousting."

"It was her!"

"Well, it's not easy being a John Kerry lookalike."

"Sheesh, there goes James the Magician again, with his disappearing trick..."

"Oh God, I don't look like that, do I?"

"Marie, do you mind?"

"Hmmm, so now that I have my portrait made, there's 999,999 things I haven't done."

"I just can't believe it! I bet all my life savings on Ohio State!"

"Could you pass the beef jelly?"

"I really don't care about the games, I'm only watching it so I can learn everything about the latest Toyotathon."

"Do you like it? I call it 'The Streets of Austin After Losing to Abilene Christian'."

"God Warren, you really suck at painting."

(Whistling) "Nothing to see here..."

"I'm gone for 5 minutes to make a phone call and I come back to see this!?!?"

"Now that I think about it, maybe I'm just way too bad at this to exaggerate my image."

"No, Christopher, that's a legal move. It's called en passant."

"Hey James, were you the one who invited the guy over there painting us?"

"I'm such an idiot for believing there really was a toga party."

"Good. Now that we're seiging, could you fetch me some coffee?"

"Hmm, what rhymes with 'celery'?"

"Okay, how about I give you 50 bucks if you climb up that tower?"

"Do you are me to swim across?"

"You know Mary, you could help out once in a while."

"Hey Martha, I had an extra flash drive so I decided that I'd give it to you."

"Ok, I'm sorry I brought up the election at Thanksgiving!"

"Vladdy was snubbed!"

"This is the biggest and best yard sale yet! Come on down to 535 Moore Avenue..."

"You know what I keep thinking about? You know the end of Butch Cassidy? Redford and Newman are almost out of ammunition, and the whole Bolivian army is out in front of this little hut?"

"This is the recipe for my Shepherd's Pie I make each Christmas. Make sure to keep it safe."

"First we take Switzerland, and then God Himself!"

"Alright Sir Bond, are you ready to tell us everything yet?"

"I promise I'll be back soon, Jeremy. The DMV called and they've got my personalized license plates for the buggy!"

"Napoleon, we need to do something about this height difference."

"Oh come on, I just woke up, Jeff!"

"Napoleon, we need to do something about this height difference."

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Thanks for the embassy, I'm happy to see this region going again

Really Big Bama Fan and Dolphin union

The united steaks wrote:I am speaking on the behalf of [nation]The late republic Start an embassy with The Robotox Empire. I am The late republic's alt account and my real one was hacked. Please make embassies with The Robotox Empire

An Embassy invitation has been sent.

Robtavia wrote:Thanks for the embassy, I'm happy to see this region going again

Thank you. The original region is still occupied by raiders, but we plan to have a nice discussion region here. You are welcome to post here anytime.

Dolphin union

I’ve been inactive guys sorry I’ll be on usually now

Dolphin union wrote:I’ve been inactive guys sorry I’ll be on usually now

Not a problem. It is an unusual time on NationStates owing to the pandemic. We appreciate the efforts of all our nations!

Post by Lemon 1 suppressed by a moderator.

Lemon 1 wrote:Poll Advertisement!
Look at the main Poll here! ----->🎱
Check this Poll out as well! ----->🍄

Please VOTE! Your Opinion Matters!
at least in The lemon hub it will!
So VOTE Your Opinion Today!

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Also, you can... you know use our RMB, I'm not saying you have to
I'm just putting it out there...

Thank you for including us in Your poll notification. Your nations are also welcome to post here at anytime.

Urum wrote:hi

Greetings! Welcome to our RMB!

im so tired irl that I could sleep for a entire day.

Post by Lemon 1 suppressed by a moderator.

I got onto a new computer this morning.

Urum wrote:im so tired irl that I could sleep for a entire day.

Get your rest. Best not to get too run-down in these days of pandemic.

Lemon 1 wrote:Been there, done that...
It's worth it ;)

Sometimes...

Urum wrote:I got onto a new computer this morning.

Congratulations! Have fun!

Congratulations to the Alabama fans on the Crimson Tide winning the SEC Basketball Championship. Good luck in the NCAA Tournament.

i literally want to take a break from NS but I will CTE

Urum wrote:i literally want to take a break from NS but I will CTE

Go to your “Settings” and under issues choose “Vacation Mode.” That will give you sixty days of inactivity before you cease to exist. If you need longer, then log in only once before the time expires and that will reset your time to another sixty days.

Naturally, we would love to have you continue to participate here, but do what is best for you!

Didnt this region get destroyed?

Vedan 02 wrote:Didnt this region get destroyed?

I think it did...

...before.

Vedan 02 wrote:Didnt this region get destroyed?

Urum wrote:I think it did...

...before.

The original region of SECFanatics was invaded and made into a raider trophy. This is not that region. This one, SEC Fanatics, is much more fun!

Meanwhile, the Southeastern Conference is doing well in the NCAA basketball tournament...

Vedan 02

I got bad news.
Super Mario 3D All Stars and Super Mario Bros. 35 has been delisted from the Nintendo eShop in Nintendo Switch.

A prayer for Good Friday

Jesus,

Today we pause to remember your sacrificial love
That shone light into the darkness
That bore life from such emptiness
That revealed hope out of devastation
That spoke truth through incrimination
That released freedom in spite of imprisonment
And brought us forgiveness instead of punishment.

Thank you that we can now walk in the light of your life,
Hope, truth, freedom and forgiveness,
This day and everyday.

Amen.

I will change my Nation name if that is fine with you all.

(nvm I cant, im so dumb xD)

Urum wrote:I will change my Nation name if that is fine with you all.

(nvm I cant, im so dumb xD)

You have a unique name. Why would you want to change? If it really bothers you, then you can found a new nation and make it your main one.

Really Big Bama Fan wrote:You have a unique name. Why would you want to change? If it really bothers you, then you can found a new nation and make it your main one.

I dont like my nation name much, but I am fine to keep it.

Both Arkansas and Alabama gone from the NCAA Tournament. Good luck to Gonzaga and Baylor for an injury free game...

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