The Safest in Zombie Research Institute
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Zombie Research Institute is ranked 7,489th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Scᴀɴᴅıɳᴀvıᴀɴ Uɴıoɴ of The Dark Norse | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Where the Sun doth not shine, lies hidden booty” | |
| 2. |  The Coммoɳwєᴀʟтʜ of Great British Federation | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Proper Tea is Theft” | |
| 3. |  The UղOʀtҺodox CҺᴜʀcҺ of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus | Democratic Socialists | “Your lack of faith disturbs me!” | |
| 4. |  The Goᴅ's Hoɴєsт Sтʀєwтʜ of Auztraalia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “No Woʀʀıєs!” | |
| 5. |  The Uᶯ¡vɛʀsᴀʟ AтOɴєMɛɳt of Bruddhistan | New York Times Democracy | “With our thoughts, we make the World.” | |
| 6. |  The Coммoɳwєᴀʟтʜ of The Nether Regions | Left-Leaning College State | “Carpe Cervisiam” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Phat Turkey | New York Times Democracy | “NationStates and friendship” | |
| 8. |  The Unfinished Mission of Zombie Lenin | Democratic Socialists | “Must Crush Capitalism!” | |
| 9. |  The Great Spirit of The Iroquois Confederacy | New York Times Democracy | “United in Peace” | |
| 10. |  The Afʀıcᴀɴ Uɳıoɴ of Marli | Democratic Socialists | “Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery.” |