The Nicest Citizens in Zombie Research Institute
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Scᴀɴᴅıɳᴀvıᴀɴ Uɴıoɴ of The Dark Norse | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Where the Sun doth not shine, lies hidden booty” | |
| 2. |  The Coммoɳwєᴀʟтʜ of Great British Federation | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Proper Tea is Theft” | |
| 3. |  The UղOʀtҺodox CҺᴜʀcҺ of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus | Democratic Socialists | “Your lack of faith disturbs me!” | |
| 4. |  The Sᴜpєʀpowєʀ of Eastazia | Democratic Socialists | “强大而繁荣的国家” | |
| 5. |  The Afʀıcᴀɴ Uɳıoɴ of Marli | Democratic Socialists | “Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery.” | |
| 6. |  The Coммoɳwєᴀʟтʜ of The Nether Regions | Left-Leaning College State | “Carpe Cervisiam” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Dominion of Canarda | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “The True North, Strong and Free” | |
| 8. |  The Goᴅ's Hoɴєsт Sтʀєwтʜ of Auztraalia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “No Woʀʀıєs!” | |
| 9. |  The Uᶯ¡vɛʀsᴀʟ AтOɴєMɛɳt of Bruddhistan | New York Times Democracy | “With our thoughts, we make the World.” | |
| 10. |  The Great Spirit of The Iroquois Confederacy | New York Times Democracy | “United in Peace” |