The Most Armed in Wysteria
World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 213th in the world for Most Armed.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 2. |  The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels | Compulsory Consumerist State | “The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.” | |
| 3. |  The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!” | |
| 4. |  The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee | Capitalist Paradise | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” | |
| 5. |  The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze | Capitalist Paradise | “Then he showed those men of will what will really was.” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Complete Bastards | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We don't want the world, we just want your half.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Miratejo | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of The Captain | Corporate Police State | “A friendly place for the upper class” | |
| 9. |  The Wet Coast Hockey Republic of Go Canucks Go | Capitalist Paradise | “Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye!” | |
| 10. |  The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma | Left-wing Utopia | “You are only coming through in waves.” |