The Most Patriotic in Wysteria
World Census data collectors measured the fervor with which citizens believed their own nation was the greatest of all.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 3,243rd in the world for Most Patriotic.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of Complete Bastards | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We don't want the world, we just want your half.” | |
| 2. |  The United States of Wars Forever | Iron Fist Consumerists | “War” | |
| 3. |  The Disputed Territories of Obstinacy | Democratic Socialists | “Per freta hactenus negata” | |
| 4. |  The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!” | |
| 5. |  The Dominion of The Captain | Corporate Police State | “A friendly place for the upper class” | |
| 6. |  The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.” | |
| 7. |  The Sacred Lands of Coroto | Corporate Police State | “The poor shall remain poor” | |
| 8. |  The Grand Duchy of Marldeep | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Eh, whatever” | |
| 9. |  The D'deridex-Class WarBird of LegMiner15 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Romulus” | |
| 10. |  The Wealthy Evil Empire of Zamberdaf | Corporate Police State | “No moto since 1902” |