The Most Beautiful Environments in Wysteria
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 988th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 2. |  The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sharing is caring!” | |
| 3. |  The Classy Realm of Half-Milers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sioux is a girl's name.” | |
| 4. |  The Gentle Peoples of Outter Micronesia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “My rights end where yours begin...” | |
| 5. |  The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma | Left-wing Utopia | “You are only coming through in waves.” | |
| 6. |  The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Same As It Ever Was” | |
| 7. |  The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce | New York Times Democracy | “There is a Dream, Dreaming Us.” | |
| 8. |  The Bird Is The Word of Hydroponic Nation | Left-wing Utopia | “All Your Cookies Are Belong To Us” | |
| 9. |  The Grand Duchy of 66 Ducks | Democratic Socialists | “You can ask but we'll never tell” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Hafamarimyht | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ihėdavjė Danėdunči Hafamariju / Republļka Hafamarimėt” |