The Most Advanced Public Education in Wysteria
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 1,683rd in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 2. |  The Classy Realm of Half-Milers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sioux is a girl's name.” | |
| 3. |  The Bird Is The Word of Hydroponic Nation | Left-wing Utopia | “All Your Cookies Are Belong To Us” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Hafamarimyht | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ihėdavjė Danėdunči Hafamariju / Republļka Hafamarimėt” | |
| 5. |  The Itchy Red Patch of Norvikeland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Me winning isn't. You do.” | |
| 6. |  The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Same As It Ever Was” | |
| 7. |  The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!” | |
| 8. |  The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma | Left-wing Utopia | “You are only coming through in waves.” | |
| 9. |  The Intense Rabblarchy of Hermiones Knickers | Iron Fist Consumerists | “If there's grass on the field, play Quidditch” | |
| 10. |  The Grand Duchy of 66 Ducks | Democratic Socialists | “You can ask but we'll never tell” |