The Fattest Citizens in Wysteria
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 311th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Holy Empire of Verunica | Corporate Police State | “Let growths grow” | |
| 22. |  The Grand Imperial Province of Pendulous | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Pseudaletia Unipuncta” | |
| 23. |  The Loving Couple of ShipFan- | New York Times Democracy | “I ship it.” | |
| 24. |  The Racer of AC Cobra | Anarchy | “the AC COBRA ... a way of living” | |
| 25. |  The Grand Duchy of Calangute | Capitalist Paradise | “Pecunia, si uti scis, ancilla est; si nescis, domina” | |
| 26. |  The Ugliest Cows of Wawa Fea Vaca | Moralistic Democracy | “All babies are cute, even the ugly ones” | |
| 27. |  The 95 of 95 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “95” | |
| 28. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Kangarooza | New York Times Democracy | “Hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop” | |
| 29. |  The Holy Empire of Ibyand Shadreestan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 30. |  The Dominion of Captain Hindsight | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I shouldn't have” |