The Highest Crime Rates in United Otter Emirates
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, United Otter Emirates is ranked 88th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland | Father Knows Best State | “Moo” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Firebrandington | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Where we bow down to our Xbox Overlords” | |
| 3. |  The Conch Republic of VinVachia | Left-Leaning College State | “Be happy, or not...whatever” |