United Otter Emirates
World Census
The Highest Crime Rates in United Otter Emirates
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, United Otter Emirates is ranked 80th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland | Father Knows Best State | “Moo” | |
| 2. |  The Conch Republic of VinVachia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Be happy, or not...whatever” | |
| 3. |  The Protectorate of Firebrandington | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Where we bow down to our Xbox Overlords” |