The Fattest Citizens in Tryzalore
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Tryzalore is ranked 23,816th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Provinces of Priimydia | Capitalist Paradise | “Peace is best achieved through strength.” | |
| 2. |  The Halluvenian Republic of Enthisea | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “God, Land, Together we prosper in the harmonious way” |