The Most Stationary in The Satellite of Love
Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.
As a region, The Satellite of Love is ranked 10,215th in the world for Most Stationary.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The OMG it's so humid of Frizzed out Hair | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Brown hair, amazing brains, and a plucky smile” | |
| 2. |  The Last Kiss of Frels Freu | Father Knows Best State | “Love Conquers All” | |
| 3. |  The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia | Anarchy | “Artuanoj Iras La Domo” |