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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th Highest Crime Rates: 27th Most Armed: 32nd+42
Most Rebellious Youth: 33rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 44th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 55th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 68th Most Avoided: 70th Most Cultured: 115th Fattest Citizens: 115th Rudest Citizens: 118th Largest Publishing Industry: 126th Largest Retail Industry: 128th Highest Economic Output: 131st Highest Disposable Incomes: 150th Largest Gambling Industry: 159th Largest Mining Sector: 167th Largest Agricultural Sector: 296th Highest Average Incomes: 329th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 330th Most Cheerful Citizens: 513th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 544th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 547th Smartest Citizens: 553rd Largest Black Market: 597th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 640th Most Scientifically Advanced: 669th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 680th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 682nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 693rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 800th Highest Poor Incomes: 872nd Most Efficient Economies: 907th Nudest: 972nd Largest Populations: 983rd Most Corrupt Governments: 999th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,038th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,040th Most Influential: 1,236th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,246th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,481st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,547th Highest Food Quality: 2,154th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,273rd Most Developed: 2,630th
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Embassies: The Bar on the corner of every region, The Great Universe, Yarnia, and Guinea Kiribati.

Tags: Isolationist, Minuscule, and Surreal.

The Satellite of Love contains 3 nations.

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The Largest Retail Industry in The Satellite of Love

The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.

As a region, The Satellite of Love is ranked 128th in the world for Largest Retail Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Artoonian Empire of ArtooniaAnarchy“Artuanoj Iras La Domo”
2.The Last Kiss of Frels FreuIron Fist Consumerists“Love Conquers All”
3.The OMG it's so humid of Frizzed out HairIron Fist Consumerists“Brown hair, amazing brains, and a plucky smile”

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The Satellite of Love Regional Message Board

Hallo! I am Bottomastan! I always choose the bottom option for every issue I come across! I am a wandering nation and I am starting my adventure here! Exploring what you all have to offer and what kind of friendly community you may be!

So, how are you all doing?

Solarcaine

Bottomastan wrote:Hallo! I am Bottomastan! I always choose the bottom option for every issue I come across! I am a wandering nation and I am starting my adventure here! Exploring what you all have to offer and what kind of friendly community you may be!

So, how are you all doing?

Greetings, Bottomastan! It is always a pleasure to meet a fellow traveler in far flung portions of the Universe. We travel to regions that maintain embassies with our home region. Perhaps our paths will frequently cross!

Bottomastan

Solarcaine wrote:Greetings, Bottomastan! It is always a pleasure to meet a fellow traveler in far flung portions of the Universe. We travel to regions that maintain embassies with our home region. Perhaps our paths will frequently cross!

And perhaps they shall!

*The Zefram Cochrane's AI completes repairs to the ship's chronometer systems, and makes a report*

"Mr. Ambassador, chronometer system repairs are completed from the damage incurred inside The Time Vortex. Ship's date is 8/Nov/2018, but sidereal time calculations show that we have traveled back into the time period of our visit to The Erviadus Galaxy. This is an opportunity to communicate with The an xileel and Achaian Peloponnese to explain that as an Ambassador, you are always in character, so there is no need for inclusion of parentheses in communications, do you wish to send a subspace message?"

Solarcaine thought for a moment, then replied, "No, Zef. I think it would be safer to endure the ignominy of having my communications rudely suppressed in The Erviadus Galaxy rather than changing the history there. Alteration of our time-line might carry forward into our visit to The Time Vortex, and we don't want to take any action which might affect our escape from the Dalek Entrapment. I prefer to focus upon the available diversions here in The Satellite of Love."

"As you wish, Sir."

Bottomastan

Well, I'll be gathering supplies for my wagon today and depart to my second destination... Where ever that may be. I'd like to thank you both for your hospitality, even though the only one who talked is a traveler.

Solarcaine

Bottomastan wrote:Well, I'll be gathering supplies for my wagon today and depart to my second destination... Where ever that may be. I'd like to thank you both for your hospitality, even though the only one who talked is a traveler.

You may encounter that situation in other regions that you visit. Each RMB is unique. Some are very hospitable, while others, such as The Erviadus Galaxy, will actually suppress your posts!

Have fun in your travels!

Bottomastan

Solarcaine wrote:You may encounter that situation in other regions that you visit. Each RMB is unique. Some are very hospitable, while others, such as The Erviadus Galaxy, will actually suppress your posts!

Have fun in your travels!

Well thank you pard'ner, I'll be as careful as I can.

*The FTL Vessel Zefram Cochrane prepares to jump to warp and depart The Satellite of Love*
*Begin subspace transmission*

We have enjoyed our time among the many diversions in The Satellite of Love Region. It was espically enjoyable that we had the opportunity to meet Bottomastan while here, but we must resume our embassy visitation schedule. Our next stop will be The Planet X. Should there any issues after we depart, please contact us through the SECFanatics Embassy. Good-bye.

*End subspace transmission*
*The AI vessel Zefram Cochrane warped away from The Satellite of Loveon 8 November 2018, shipboard time, leaving behind only a Fast Radio Burst signature from the warp engines to show that it had ever existed in normal space-time*

Bottomastan

Solarcaine wrote:*The FTL Vessel Zefram Cochrane prepares to jump to warp and depart The Satellite of Love*
*Begin subspace transmission*

We have enjoyed our time among the many diversions in The Satellite of Love Region. It was espically enjoyable that we had the opportunity to meet Bottomastan while here, but we must resume our embassy visitation schedule. Our next stop will be The Planet X. Should there any issues after we depart, please contact us through the SECFanatics Embassy. Good-bye.

*End subspace transmission*
*The AI vessel Zefram Cochrane warped away from The Satellite of Loveon 8 November 2018, shipboard time, leaving behind only a Fast Radio Burst signature from the warp engines to show that it had ever existed in normal space-time*

Well, until next time traveler.

Well it was nice to sojourn here for a few days, hate to say it, but there isn't much here other than dust and a sleeping giant of a nation. Well, whoever sees this, just head north. That's where I'm going at least, this journey is gonna be a long one.

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