Governor: The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia
Last WA Update:
Embassies: The Bar on the corner of every region, The Great Universe, Yarnia, and Guinea Kiribati.
Tags: Isolationist, Minuscule, and Surreal.
The Satellite of Love contains 3 nations.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Stationary in The Satellite of Love
Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.
As a region, The Satellite of Love is ranked 10,345th in the world for Most Stationary.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
1. | The OMG it's so humid of Frizzed out Hair | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Brown hair, amazing brains, and a plucky smile” | |
2. | The Last Kiss of Frels Freu | Father Knows Best State | “Love Conquers All” | |
3. | The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia | Anarchy | “Artuanoj Iras La Domo” |
Regional Happenings
- : The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia arrived from Osiris.
- : Regional Founder The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia ceased to exist.
- : Astalite departed this region for NATO.
- : Astalite arrived from The Kingdom of Great Britain.
- : The Matriarchy of Gypsy Lands of the region Gypsy Lands proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Republic of Meow 1 of the region The Bottomless Pit proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassyregi0nia of the region EmbassyRegi0nia proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia arrived from Osiris.
- : Regional Founder The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia ceased to exist.
- : Fermi gamma ray space telescope departed this region for Potato.
The Satellite of Love Regional Message Board
And perhaps they shall!
*The Zefram Cochrane's AI completes repairs to the ship's chronometer systems, and makes a report*
"Mr. Ambassador, chronometer system repairs are completed from the damage incurred inside The Time Vortex. Ship's date is 8/Nov/2018, but sidereal time calculations show that we have traveled back into the time period of our visit to The Erviadus Galaxy. This is an opportunity to communicate with The an xileel and Achaian Peloponnese to explain that as an Ambassador, you are always in character, so there is no need for inclusion of parentheses in communications, do you wish to send a subspace message?"
Solarcaine thought for a moment, then replied, "No, Zef. I think it would be safer to endure the ignominy of having my communications rudely suppressed in The Erviadus Galaxy rather than changing the history there. Alteration of our time-line might carry forward into our visit to The Time Vortex, and we don't want to take any action which might affect our escape from the Dalek Entrapment. I prefer to focus upon the available diversions here in The Satellite of Love."
"As you wish, Sir."
You may encounter that situation in other regions that you visit. Each RMB is unique. Some are very hospitable, while others, such as The Erviadus Galaxy, will actually suppress your posts!
Have fun in your travels!
Well thank you pard'ner, I'll be as careful as I can.
*The FTL Vessel Zefram Cochrane prepares to jump to warp and depart The Satellite of Love*
*Begin subspace transmission*
We have enjoyed our time among the many diversions in The Satellite of Love Region. It was espically enjoyable that we had the opportunity to meet Bottomastan while here, but we must resume our embassy visitation schedule. Our next stop will be The Planet X. Should there any issues after we depart, please contact us through the SECFanatics Embassy. Good-bye.
*End subspace transmission*
*The AI vessel Zefram Cochrane warped away from The Satellite of Loveon 8 November 2018, shipboard time, leaving behind only a Fast Radio Burst signature from the warp engines to show that it had ever existed in normal space-time*
Well, until next time traveler.
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