The Longest Average Lifespans in The Satellite of Love
Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The OMG it's so humid of Frizzed out Hair | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Brown hair, amazing brains, and a plucky smile” | |
| 2. |  The Last Kiss of Frels Freu | Father Knows Best State | “Love Conquers All” | |
| 3. |  The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia | Anarchy | “Artuanoj Iras La Domo” |