The Most Advanced Law Enforcement in The Satellite of Love
World Census interns were framed for minor crimes in order to measure the response times, effectiveness, and amount of firepower deployed by the law enforcement agencies of different nations.
As a region, The Satellite of Love is ranked 1,152nd in the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Last Kiss of Frels Freu | Father Knows Best State | “Love Conquers All” | |
| 2. |  The OMG it's so humid of Frizzed out Hair | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Brown hair, amazing brains, and a plucky smile” | |
| 3. |  The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia | Anarchy | “Artuanoj Iras La Domo” |