The Safest in The Region That Has No Big Banks
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Region That Has No Big Banks is ranked 8,350th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of Yodle | Democratic Socialists | “Vote CAVIBS for DPM! A Chronic and Violent disorder!” | |
| 2. |  The Peoples Republic of New United Common-lands | Democratic Socialists | “Personally, I think that's a hell of a bird.” | |
| 3. |  The Tie-Dye Republic of Mars Hotel | Left-wing Utopia | “40 years upon my head to have you call me child...” | |
| 4. |  The Meritocratic Commonwealth of Pragmatikotita | Democratic Socialists | “Evolution Through Contemplation” | |
| 5. |  The Furry Strangereal Yassifiers of Sicario Mercenary Corps | Democratic Socialists | “It’s time to reset this twisted game” | |
| 6. |  The Diplomatically Immune State of America the Greater | Left-wing Utopia | “Flet victus, victor interiit” | |
| 7. |  The ✨️𝒴𝒶𝓈𝓈i𝒻𝒾𝑒𝒹✨️ State of Ardeyn | Democratic Socialists | “Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Asturii | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Live free” | |
| 9. |  The Intelligarchic State of New-Union | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Sapientia et Progressus” | |
| 10. |  The Allied States of Santu Surgo | Democratic Socialists | “May all act as one” |