The PacificWorld Census

The Most Primitive in the Pacific

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 21,904th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Theocracy of BaduyPsychotic Dictatorship“Don't destroy mountains and plains.”
12.The Republic of Experiment-PRIMNew York Times Democracy“Primitiveness”
13.The Free Land of PraradisAnarchy“By no one, for no one.”
14.The Constitutional Monarchy of MycaenaTyranny by Majority“That Which Comes Cannot be Avoided”
15.The People's Republic of Helan FonCorrupt Dictatorship“Twirling in Harmony”
16.The Muppet Empire of Nonagenarian Prick OligarchyPsychotic Dictatorship“We few old men are the law.”
17.The Republic of TreilnamiPsychotic Dictatorship“From Many, One”
18.The Democratic States of Peophe GumpindsCapitalist Paradise“Strength Through Compliance”
19.The Dictatorship of LaborvilleaCorporate Police State“Paix, Esclavage, et Force!”
20.The People's Union of HynamiaMoralistic Democracy“Nation First, People Last”
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