The Fattest Citizens in The North Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 12,591st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The United Federation of DarkMondoriaCorporate Police State“Strength and Unity”
32.The Armed Republic of Yurp CentralCorporate Bordello“Do, or do not, there is no try”
33.The Malthusian Fecundity of Celtic RodentsAnarchy“United we stand, divided, we scamper about”
34.The GENERALLY HONOURABLE NATION of ROMIron Fist Consumerists“DRAGON ENERGY”
35.The Dominion of GrudgeCorporate Police State“Bleh”
36.The Coastal MPG Movie Republic of Sahin KInoffensive Centrist Democracy“From the ice cold waters!”
37.The Great Love Story of Beta CouplePsychotic Dictatorship“Always the better couple”
38.The Borderlands of Wiggy MundsLeft-Leaning College State“Reach for the stars for great riches.”
39.The Principality of NorthieFather Knows Best State“North of the North Pacific”
40.The Roll of TapeBenevolent Dictatorship“Just Stick With It”
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