The Fattest Citizens in The North Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 12,701st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Terra Incognita” | |
| 12. |  The Commonwealth of Lund Elighton | Capitalizt | “Liberty shall bring about inquisition and understanding” | |
| 13. |  The Dreaming of Unshleepd | Anarchy | “I owe my solitude to other people” | |
| 14. |  The Serene Deliberations of Yraipotnoj | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “One for All and All for Everyone” | |
| 15. |  The Sultanate of Sulfurium | Corporate Police State | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 16. |  The Cyberpunk Chaos of Headingtonia | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Smile, you're doomed” | |
| 17. |  The Federation of Onpers | Corporate Police State | “Reality is as we percieve it” | |
| 18. |  The Money of Stal Valley | Corporate Police State | “Money” | |
| 19. |  The Flaming Trash-Pit of Abomn | Father Knows Best State | “I will make you suffer.” | |
| 20. |  The Corporate Dictatorship of Raynala | Capitalizt | “Success is final; failure is fatal” |