The World World Census
The Highest Crime Rates in the World
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
2. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
3. | The Alexander's Macedon Empire of Great Macedonia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We shall rise again” | |
4. | The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
5. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria | Capitalist Paradise | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
6. | The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello | “My way or the highway” | |
7. | The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia | Left-wing Utopia | “ULTRA KVLT UBER NEKRO GRIM” | |
8. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia | Anarchy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
9. | The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins | Anarchy | “The car won't start!” | |
10. | The Empire of Little Flowers | Capitalist Paradise | “Roses have thorns!” |