The Highest Crime Rates in Seinfeld

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Seinfeld is ranked 18,844th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Party of DemocratsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Build back better”
2.The Pantsuit Aficionado of HillaryScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Stronger together”
3.The District of DCInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Justitia omnibus”
4.The Mode of TransportationCorporate Police State“From Point A to Point B”
5.The Vortex of Ocean GyreIron Fist Consumerists“Current affairs”
6.The Knight-errant of QuixoteFather Knows Best State“Tilting at windmills”
7.The Écrivain of Gustave FlaubertIron Fist Consumerists“Madame Bovary, c'est moi.”
8.The Architect of SaarinenDemocratic Socialists“Compromise usually comes from a fear of being pure”
9.The Suspension Bridge of Golden GateLiberal Democratic Socialists“Eureka!”
10.The Chosen Musical of Fiddler on the RoofIron Fist Consumerists“L'ḥayyim!”