The Highest Crime Rates in Seinfeld
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Seinfeld is ranked 344th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Most Serene Republic of Arches | Free-Market Paradise | “That which is full of wonder” | |
| 2. |  The Party of Democrats | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Build back better” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of Oxbow | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The ravages of the axe are daily increasing.” | |
| 4. |  The Pantsuit Aficionado of Hillary | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Stronger together” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of Santa Monica | Left-Leaning College State | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 6. |  The District of DC | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justitia omnibus” | |
| 7. |  The National Park of Bryce Canyon | Democratic Socialists | “Hoodoo? You do!” | |
| 8. |  The Community of Bus | Democratic Socialists | “The wheels on the bus go round and round” | |
| 9. |  The Mode of Transportation | Compulsory Consumerist State | “From Point A to Point B” | |
| 10. |  The Meal of Breakfast | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The most important meal of the day” |