The Most Primitive in Seinfeld
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Seinfeld is ranked 24,871st in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Halaḥa of Kosher | Psychotic Dictatorship | “That's not kosher!” | |
| 2. |  The of Space Bar | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Bar none” | |
| 3. |  The Bad Moon Rising of Creedence Clearwater Revival | Moralistic Democracy | “Have you ever seen the rain?” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Santa Monica | Left-Leaning College State | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 5. |  The Most Serene Republic of Arches | Free-Market Paradise | “That which is full of wonder” | |
| 6. |  The Neighborhood of Los Feliz | Democratic Socialists | “We love it!” | |
| 7. |  The Meal of Breakfast | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The most important meal of the day” | |
| 8. |  The Public Transport of Transit | Authoritarian Democracy | “Mind the gap” | |
| 9. |  The Mode of Transportation | Compulsory Consumerist State | “From Point A to Point B” | |
| 10. |  The Party of Democrats | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Build back better” |