The Most Primitive in Seinfeld
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Seinfeld is ranked 24,693rd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Halaḥa of Kosher | 1,678th | 195.55 | ||
| 2. |  The of Space Bar | 27,197th | 72.46 | ||
| 3. |  The Bad Moon Rising of Creedence Clearwater Revival | 38,986th | 62.11 | ||
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Santa Monica | 54,998th | 49.5 | ||
| 5. |  The Most Serene Republic of Arches | 58,430th | 46.37 | ||
| 6. |  The Neighborhood of Los Feliz | 83,242nd | 20.81 | ||
| 7. |  The Meal of Breakfast | 90,906th | 5.98 | ||
| 8. |  The Public Transport of Transit | 93,897th | -9.49 | ||
| 9. |  The Mode of Transportation | 98,620th | -17.89 | ||
| 10. |  The Party of Democrats | 99,604th | -20 | ||