The Nicest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Pensamiento | Corporate Bordello | “If you're not cheating, you're not trying” | |
| 2. |  The United States of The Grand Imperial Federation | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Power, Glory, Death!” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of The Socialist Automaton State | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Glory to the Mechanical Motherland!” | |
| 4. |  The Best Nation On Earth of D P R K | Psychotic Dictatorship | “On Our Own As Our Nation” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorship of The Worst Quote in a Signature Ever | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “No really, I'm being serious” | |
| 6. |  The Theocracy of Orobpa | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Remaining and Expanding” | |
| 7. |  The Dark Wife of DEAREST LEADER of The Scorched Earth Politicool Dystopia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “ALL MOTTOS HAVE BEEN BANNED” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Never forget the alamo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Bowie, Travis, Crockett” | |
| 9. |  The Efficient AI System of Mass Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Generated, produced, and distributed” | |
| 10. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Malnourished Marsupials | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Please feed me I'm scared.” |