The Fattest Citizens in Planeet Aarde
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Planeet Aarde is ranked 11,878th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Union of South African Republics | New York Times Democracy | “Concordia Res Parvae Crescunt” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Insulindia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Kesatoean Adalah Kekoeatan” | |
| 3. |  The Grand Realm of The Greater Korean Empire | Compulsory Consumerist State | “광명천지” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of The Spanish Republic | New York Times Democracy | “Plus Ultra” | |
| 5. |  The Socialist State of The Lao Peoples Democratic Republic | New York Times Democracy | “ສັນຕິພາບ ເອກະລາດ ປະຊາທິປະໄຕ ເອກະພາບ ວັດທະນາຖາວອນ” | |
| 6. |  The International Entity of The United Nations | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Concordia Res Parvae Crescunt” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Tunesia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “حرية، كرامة، عدالة، نظام” | |
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of The Northern Mariana Islands | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Gi talo' gi halom tåsi” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Bahrein | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “الله أكبر” | |
| 10. |  The Colony of The Tuamotu Archipelago | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité” |