The Fattest Citizens in Planeet Aarde
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Planeet Aarde is ranked 11,986th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Union of South African Republics | 54,842nd | 13.53 | ||
| 2. |  The Republic of Insulindia | 55,132nd | 13.51 | ||
| 3. |  The Grand Realm of The Greater Korean Empire | 60,947th | 13.13 | ||
| 4. |  The Free Land of The Spanish Republic | 70,707th | 12.57 | ||
| 5. |  The Socialist State of The Lao Peoples Democratic Republic | 81,890th | 12.05 | ||
| 6. |  The International Entity of The United Nations | 98,695th | 11.36 | ||
| 7. |  The Republic of Tunesia | 100,906th | 11.28 | ||
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of The Northern Mariana Islands | 107,076th | 11.04 | ||
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Bahrein | 109,311th | 10.95 | ||
| 10. |  The Colony of The Tuamotu Archipelago | 111,552nd | 10.86 | ||