The Fattest Citizens in Philippines
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Inconspicuous Fenda Sleeper of Piouppers | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Wut” | |
| 32. |  The Nomadic Peoples of The Black Turtle | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 33. |  The Republic of River Hunts | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 34. |  The Holy Empire of Hand of Heaven | Anarchy | “Darkness shall not prevail on our watch” | |
| 35. |  The United States of Xandy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “E Pluribus Unum” | |
| 36. |  The Queendom of Sha Wujing | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 37. |  The Republic of Bocchi2 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 38. |  The Steadfast Guard of Obrimenja Filipino Guard | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We are the Guardians of Freedom” | |
| 39. |  The Republic of The Military of South Asians 23 | Left-Leaning College State | “For Raiding and Defending” | |
| 40. |  The Province of Chumphon | New York Times Democracy | “ประตูภาคใต้ ไหว้เสด็จในกรมฯ ชมไร่กาแฟ แลหาดทรายรี” |