The Fattest Citizens in Philippines
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Philippines is ranked 12,226th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Queendom of Ingel | Anarchy | “She walks in purity” | |
| 12. |  The Incorporated States of Friji | Anarchy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 13. |  The Republic of Koninties | Anarchy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 14. |  The Republic of Mading Krodostaliwer | Corporate Bordello | “By The People For The People” | |
| 15. |  The 17th Philippine President of Bongbong Marcos | Corporate Bordello | “Vote Leni Robredo, after my term ends in 2028” | |
| 16. |  The Confederacy of Quak | Corporate Bordello | “In Vino Veritas” | |
| 17. |  The Municipality of Pateros | Corporate Bordello | “Balut Capital of the Philippines” | |
| 18. |  The Empire of Emperio ng Pilipinas | New York Times Democracy | “Para sa Emperador!” | |
| 19. |  The Community of Southern Corporation | Corporate Bordello | “Connecting possibilities, building a stronger tomorrow.” | |
| 20. |  The Federal Republic of Steakholder Management | Compulsory Consumerist State | “You got a beef with us?” |