The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Osiris
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Osiris is ranked 5,242nd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Brenner Islandia | Corporate Bordello | “Have You Met Tom” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Cyleia | Anarchy | “Strength through Unity” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Chavante | Anarchy | “A free nation is a country in increasing ascent.” | |
| 4. |  The Free Islands of The Coarsal Pirates | Anarchy | “Give me freedom or I'll give you death” | |
| 5. |  The Nuked landmass of Old Wastelands | Compulsory Consumerist State | “War... War never changes.” | |
| 6. |  The Corporate Divisions of Obvious Extra Vote | Corporate Police State | “Mmm, yummy..” | |
| 7. | The Pink Holy of Fungoose | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Moon, Brains” | |
| 8. |  The Stardew Valley Rainbow of Trashsylvania | Capitalizt | “You can't have a rainbow without a little rain :-)” | |
| 9. |  The Rogue Nation of Rulesnomore | Anarchy | “FREEDOM” | |
| 10. | The Recently-Discovered Ruins of Early Man | Moralistic Democracy | “no way to prevent this” |