The Fattest Citizens in Nudist Dreamland
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 7,491st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners | Anarchy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 2. |  The Earthly Walk of The Choir Boy | Corporate Police State | “Accept me with reverence and fear.” | |
| 3. |  The Website of E621 net | Anarchy | “Love wins” | |
| 4. |  The Matriarchy of Wailing Grannies | Mother Knows Best State | “демократія” | |
| 5. |  The Glories Infinite of Gay Parrot | Anarchy | “Y a-t-il une vie avant la mort?” | |
| 6. |  The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Lāche pas la patate !” | |
| 7. |  The Community of Steelfeather Rapture 2 | Left-Leaning College State | “Polite people also deserve civil rights.” | |
| 8. |  The Diplomatic Association of Test Icicle | Moralistic Democracy | “I'm sure I changed my motto” | |
| 9. | The Free Land of Machinery of Night | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “While you are not safe I am not safe.” | |
| 10. |  The Matriarchy of Camp Followers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Come to see us sometime!” |