The Most Rebellious Youth in Nudist Dreamland
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 277th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners | Anarchy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 2. |  The Nudist States of Yannia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur” | |
| 3. |  The Sunbathers of The Nude Beach | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Let It All Hang Out!” | |
| 4. |  The Intellectual Iconoclasts of Icarianna | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “If it ain't broke, break it.” | |
| 5. |  The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Lāche pas la patate !” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Queendom of Oktotheio | Democratic Socialists | “Love and marriage for all” | |
| 7. |  The Dominion of The Undead Sailor | Left-wing Utopia | “The sea does not like to be restrained.” | |
| 8. |  The Founder of Nudist Dreamland | Left-wing Utopia | “I can resist everything except temptation.” | |
| 9. | The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan Club | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “We love you, Joe.” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of Rainbow Beach | Left-wing Utopia | “We're happy and we know it!” |