The World World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 3. |  The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
| 4. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 5. |  The Lunatic Fringe of Selenoteuthis | Left-wing Utopia | “My butt runs on lunar power.” | |
| 6. |  The Eldritch Commonwealth of Uberwald | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Homo homini lupus.” | |
| 7. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
| 8. |  The Athenian Paradise of Otaku Stratus | New York Times Democracy | “Think, stupid!” | |
| 9. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of MegaTokyo-3 | Democratic Socialists | “This is a theme to a fake revolution!” |