Nintendo World Census

The Smartest Citizens in Nintendo

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Nintendo is ranked 1,612^th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
2.	The Panopticon of Eggerhexe	Father Knows Best State	“I am a leaf on the wind...”
3.	The Mail is Trash of Ultimo Pwnage	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”
4.	The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment System	Civil Rights Lovefest	“NES”
5.	The Miraculous Sight of Luigi Dancing	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Look at him go!”
6.	The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an Offroader	New York Times Democracy	“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”
7.	The Republic of Bipolar Bill	Father Knows Best State	“All hail the magic conch.”
8.	The Community of Card for Bob9	Moralistic Democracy	“Bob”