The Most Primitive in Minsk
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Minsk is ranked 11,347th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Jenufi | Anarchy | “Digging” | |
| 2. |  The State of Atlantico Central | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Over The Edge” | |
| 3. |  The State of Zyzygy | Corporate Bordello | “Moving Together as One” | |
| 4. |  The State of MIHCK | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Brent Lake | Anarchy | “Paradise” | |
| 6. |  The State of Cedar Johnston | Anarchy | “Park Oneself Down” | |
| 7. |  The State of Usumbura | Anarchy | “Eventually” | |
| 8. |  The Bannorn of Lootera | Left-Leaning College State | “Se Kēli's Prūmia” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Svislach Harkaha | Right-wing Utopia | “Community” |