The World World Census
The Most Authoritarian in the World
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
| 3. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 4. |  The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Societies in decline have no use for scratching posts.” | |
| 5. |  The Journalistic Intensity of LoisLane | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Don't Fall for me, farmboy.” | |
| 6. |  The Komitska Republika of B M P O | Father Knows Best State | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
| 7. |  The BS Detector of October Surprise | Psychotic Dictatorship | “SURPRISE!” | |
| 8. |  The Self-Indulgent Narcissism of George Wickham | Psychotic Dictatorship | “In Search of Money” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Umberhulk | Psychotic Dictatorship | “KILL!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Hyosung | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Secret” |