The Most Primitive in Lazarus
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 23,428th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Puritan Village of The Sacred Heart of the Christ | 51st | 791.51 | ||
| 2. |  The Theocracy of The Lords Love and Grace | 82nd | 694.19 | ||
| 3. |  The Potato Papacy of Crushita | 86th | 674.51 | ||
| 4. |  The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia | 106th | 632.37 | ||
| 5. |  The Seven Kingdoms of Realm of Westeros | 107th | 632.35 | ||
| 6. |  The Jingoistic States of Furious Butts | 114th | 609.04 | ||
| 7. |  The Free Land of Pyrophylite | 127th | 583.58 | ||
| 8. |  The Lukewarm fart of Chaosbois | 139th | 565.2 | ||
| 9. | The Empire of Horrenth | 150th | 552.13 | ||
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Ravenvein | 167th | 525.37 | ||